Avicii2018 :

Picture this, we're on a date. I take you to a generic restaurant of your choosing then we go out for a drink. After a few I'm a bit tipsy so we head back to my car. Car on fire , you're shocked and ready to call ??. You look back at me, i have two marshmallows on a stick ready for roasting and more drinks. You blush, we cuddle together while my blazing car keeps us warm. We joke, we laugh... you're about to learn in for a kiss . I chloroform you and rob you.Ready to call 911...Wasn't even my car on fire 🔥I need someone who I will hold the door open for and slap your butt as we walk through. Just in case it gets tipsy to another stage, we'll bear children, sure to destroy nations.If you're interested in knowing me, you must be willing to pay fifty % on the first date. I need to know if you have the same interests. Currently looking forward on how I can acquire a bear 🐻 as a pet. You better bring peace,if you only bring instability...keep scrolling next. If you don't really know what humility means,then don't waste my time as well